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"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."

- Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

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quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

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t0nightweride:

royeah:

this is better than porn

goals

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someday-now:

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

You may not like him America, but you have to admit…Obama’s got style

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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franny-panties:

koobaxion:

itscolossal:

A Giant Twisting Serpent Skeleton Emerges from the Loire River in France

it’s a fucking sculpture I almost shat a goddamn cathedral I thought the serpent lords had come to reclaim the fucking earth

"Shat a goddamn cathedral"